enitari:

jellyfishpixie:

i am ashamed of myself

THIS VIDEO IS MY NEW RELIGION BLESS BLESS 

kimpissable:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


your’e

kimpissable:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

your’e

humorful:

my dad just said “i cant even”

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askjaegerbomb:

" Well? I’m waiting."

punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

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ztacey:

console specific games

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kanye-kun:

honeynutgiornos:

relatives: what do you want to be when you grow up?

me: image

life goals

hinanawitenshi:

How to have Sex:

  • GET
  • DOWN
  • YURERU MAWARU FURERU SESTUNAAAAI KIMOCHI